Profile of Osiris
Personal Profile:
| Screen Name: | Osiris |
| Name: | Glen |
| Age: | 48 |
| Gender: | M |
| Location: | Washington State |
| Country: | USA |
Professional Profile:
| Occupation: | IT Manager |
| Company / Organization: | An undisclosed law firm |
| Osiris's Projects: |
Partner in an easy to learn intuitive mud project for bringing new gamers into the community. Sometime contributor to a couple of ezines? (in cognito) Doing design work only (solo, no development partner) for an authentic Egyptian myth th |
Contact Info:
The contact information for Osiris is private
Bio:
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I am Osiris, previously known in the MU* world as Temunjin, Narcista, Thanatos, but mainly Osiris. Not terribly creative, but this was 1990 when I first chose the moniker. My primary abilities include Mud Administration where I find being an old fart and having RL managerial skills to be advantages. I also love being a smartass. It's usually intended to entertain rather than offend, but I don't shy away from a fight either. As long as it's interesting. If you really manage to screw up, I'll whack you upside the head with my famous 'cane'. My cane is animate, meaning it talks (or talks back) but this is actually symbolic of my aging and deteriorating mental state. I project an alternate persona onto the cane so it's not entirely obvious that I'm in fact just arguing with myself. In defiance of old age I am married to a hot young nymph. I'm also quite the 'player' at least in my own mind. Once I identify you as a hot babe, you should be prepared for me to make advances your way pretty regularly. One of my images is a falcon outside a window at my office. I named him Horus and invited him to live with me but he spotted a rat 5,000 yards away and split without even giving me his phone number. If you can cleverly triangulate the image you might figure out where I work. But why would you care? I almost forgot, I'm fascinated by ancient Egyptian culture and myth and am plotting it's rise to prominance within the Mud community. |
Osiris's Friendships
Osiris's Most Recent Journal Entry
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Title: MoooooOOOooOooOoOOoooOOoooooOOoOoOoooooOoo Posted: June 30, 2006 at 04:57 PM Author: Osiris I was feeling: Fragile I was listening to: Some german nazi crap... hey it's funny This can be seen by: Everyone This can be commented by: Everyone | |
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Author Unknown...
DEMOCRATIC
You have two cows.
Your neighbor has none.
You feel guilty for being successful.
Barbara Streisand sings for you.
REPUBLICAN
You have two cows.
Your neighbor has none.
So?
SOCIALIST
You have two cows.
The government takes one and gives it to your neighbor.
You form a cooperative to tell him how to manage his cow.
COMMUNIST
You have two cows.
The government seizes both and provides you with milk.
You wait in line for hours to get it.
It is expensive and sour.
CAPITALISM, AMERICAN STYLE
You have two cows.
You sell one, buy a bull, and build a herd of cows.
BUREAUCRACY, AMERICAN STYLE
You have two cows.
Under the new farm program the government pays you to shoot one, milk
the other, and then pours the milk down the drain.
AMERICAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You sell one, lease it back to yourself and do an IPO on the 2nd one.
You force the two cows to produce the milk of four cows. You are
surprised when one cow drops dead. You spin an announcement to the
analysts stating you have downsized and are reducing expenses. Your
stock goes up.
FRENCH CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You go on strike because you want three cows.
You go to lunch and drink wine.
Life is good.
JAPANESE CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow
and produce twenty times the milk. They learn to travel on
unbelievably crowded trains. Most are at the top of their class at cow
school.
GERMAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You engineer them so they are all blond, drink lots of beer, give
excellent quality milk, and run a hundred miles an hour. Unfortunately
they also demand 13 weeks of vacation per year.
ITALIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows but you don't know where they are.
While ambling around, you see a beautiful woman.
You break for lunch.
Life is good.
RUSSIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You have some vodka.
You count them and learn you have five cows.
You have some more vodka.
You count them again and learn you have 42 cows.
The Mafia shows up and takes over however many cows you really have.
TALIBAN CORPORATION
You have all the cows in Afghanistan, which are two.
You don't milk them because you cannot touch any creature's private
parts.
You get a $40 million grant from the US government to find
alternatives to milk production but use the money to buy weapons.
IRAQI CORPORATION
You have two cows.
They go into hiding.
They send radio tapes of their mooing
POLISH CORPORATION
You have two bulls.
Employees are regularly maimed and killed attempting to milk them.
BELGIAN CORPORATION
You have one cow.
The cow is schizophrenic.
Sometimes the cow thinks she's French, other times she's Flemish. The
Flemish cow won't share with the French cow. The French cow wants
control of the Flemish cow's milk. The cow asks permission to be cut
in half. The cow dies happy.
FLORIDA CORPORATION
You have a black cow and a brown cow.
Everyone votes for the best looking one.
Some of the people who actually like the brown one best accidentally
vote for the black one. Some people vote for both.
Some people vote for neither.
Some people can't figure out how to vote at all.
Finally, a bunch of guys from out-of-state tell you which one you think is
the best-looking cow.
CALIFORNIA CORPORATION
You have millions of cows.
They make real California cheese.
Only five speak English.
Most are illegals.
Arnold likes the ones with the big udders.
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Osiris's Forum
| Posted | Topic | Comments | Views |
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| 05/19/06 01:04 PM |
Images Rules
[ From member: Osiris ] Latest Comment Posted: 05/31/06 01:01 PM by Osiris | 9 comments | 1634 views |
| 05/26/06 04:21 PM |
Another 'bug'? Page views easily manipulated.
[ From member: Osiris ] Latest Comment Posted: 05/26/06 06:02 PM by Osiris | 7 comments | 1700 views |
| 05/26/06 05:57 PM |
Geriatric Ward - top Rank!
[ From group: Geriatric Ward ] Latest Comment Posted: 09/05/06 01:16 PM by Thyrr | 44 comments | 2108 views |
| 05/26/06 04:14 PM |
Bug - page refresh creates duplicate topics
[ From member: Osiris ] Latest Comment Posted: 05/26/06 04:53 PM by Icculus | 2 comments | 1586 views |
| 05/31/06 02:40 PM |
Journals Forums Groups and Events Oh My!
[ From member: Osiris ] Latest Comment Posted: 06/04/06 05:51 PM by Thyrr | 4 comments | 1574 views |
| 06/05/06 03:50 PM |
Existing threads at mudconnector
[ From member: Osiris ] Latest Comment Posted: 06/05/06 06:04 PM by Thyrr | 1 comment | 1527 views |
| 06/05/06 04:04 PM |
Advertisements
[ From member: Osiris ] Latest Comment Posted: 06/05/06 04:43 PM by Icculus | 1 comment | 1509 views |
| 06/05/06 04:07 PM |
How about some icons?
[ From member: Osiris ] Latest Comment Posted: 06/07/06 11:27 PM by Vopisk | 12 comments | 1532 views |
| 06/05/06 04:29 PM |
Searching
[ From member: Osiris ] Latest Comment Posted: 06/05/06 04:47 PM by Icculus | 1 comment | 1374 views |
| 06/05/06 04:30 PM |
Time
[ From member: Osiris ] Latest Comment Posted: 06/07/06 02:28 PM by Osiris | 4 comments | 1498 views |
| 06/07/06 02:31 PM |
Images again - Or searching again, I can't tell.
[ From member: Osiris ] Latest Comment Posted: 06/08/06 01:03 PM by Osiris | 7 comments | 1519 views |
| 06/07/06 06:35 PM |
Friends
[ From member: Osiris ] Latest Comment Posted: 06/14/06 04:57 PM by Osiris | 8 comments | 1764 views |
| 06/09/06 06:36 PM |
Stop Hiding
[ From member: Osiris ] Latest Comment Posted: 06/28/06 02:04 PM by Osiris | 7 comments | 1852 views |
| 06/23/06 11:34 AM |
Our Head Nurse
[ From group: Geriatric Ward ] | 0 comments | 1531 views |
| 06/26/06 02:02 PM |
Suggestion Box
[ From member: Osiris ] Latest Comment Posted: 07/14/06 12:56 AM by Zeno | 10 comments | 1713 views |
| 06/29/06 02:07 PM |
Bookmarks
[ From member: Osiris ] | 0 comments | 1457 views |
| 07/06/06 11:30 AM |
Geezerly Travel Advisory!
[ From group: Geriatric Ward ] | 0 comments | 1347 views |
| 07/06/06 02:35 PM |
Bugs Ewww Y2K got us! Squish them Iccy!
[ From member: Osiris ] Latest Comment Posted: 07/06/06 02:40 PM by Osiris | 1 comment | 1590 views |
| 07/14/06 11:38 AM |
Friends Bug?
[ From group: Iccy's Merry Band of Beta Testers ] Latest Comment Posted: 07/21/06 11:06 PM by Tyche | 7 comments | 1550 views |
| 07/14/06 11:41 AM |
TMCnet Membership numbers hold key to 'attractiveness'?
[ From group: Geriatric Ward ] Latest Comment Posted: 07/21/06 06:22 PM by Scandum | 3 comments | 1678 views |
| 07/20/06 02:49 PM |
Flame Town is here
[ From member: Osiris ] | 0 comments | 1315 views |
| 07/21/06 04:48 PM |
A sample flame of: -----+++Scandum++...
[ From group: Flame Town - The 'Flames' Forum Reborn! ] Latest Comment Posted: 07/25/06 02:03 PM by Aerick | 6 comments | 1597 views |
| 07/21/06 04:33 PM |
Nice Image Eh?
[ From group: Flame Town - The 'Flames' Forum Reborn! ] Latest Comment Posted: 07/24/06 10:56 AM by Osiris | 3 comments | 1512 views |
| 07/21/06 04:57 PM |
Flame Town - the 'Flames Forum' reborn in a TMCnet Group!
[ From member: Osiris ] Latest Comment Posted: 07/24/06 11:05 AM by Osiris | 3 comments | 1666 views |
| 07/26/06 10:39 AM |
Composing Topics
[ From group: Iccy's Merry Band of Beta Testers ] Latest Comment Posted: 08/22/06 03:45 PM by Icculus | 12 comments | 1661 views |
| 08/23/06 12:19 PM |
Bookmarks
[ From group: Iccy's Merry Band of Beta Testers ] | 0 comments | 1571 views |
| 02/07/08 07:22 PM |
What happened to 2007? Post some flames you wimps!
[ From group: Flame Town - The 'Flames' Forum Reborn! ] Latest Comment Posted: 06/18/08 04:06 AM by Ssolvarain | 21 comments | 573 views |
Osiris's Bookmarks
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Mud Hosts Comparisons Not sure if this is up to date or even wholly accurate but like the idea of a comparison for would-be hosting shoppers. ( Posted by: Osiris on 06/23/06 ) |
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Political aspects of Gaming Just found this interesting. ( Posted by: Osiris on 06/23/06 ) |
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The Escapist Easy read regarding gaming topics. ( Posted by: Osiris on 06/07/06 ) |
